That's a nice way to say that, Karen.

apparentlyeverything:

brainstatic:

ferociouslittlebrat:

robotlyra:

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

Accurate

Guys, the fear of nuclear annihilation hung over half the 20th century, it defined the entire boomer generation. Other boomer goals included not getting drafted, marrying someone of a different race, and living past 70.

also, not dying of AIDS 

jumpingjacktrash:

jumpingjacktrash:

“i don’t like either candidate so i won’t vote” what are you thinking, if enough people wuss out we’re going to have President None Of The Above? hey we’re counting the votes and ten percent of voters stayed home and jerked it to their own ideological purity, guess we just won’t have a president and all the executive level decisions will be made by a magic 8-ball for the next 4 years

i wrote this 2 years ago and – yeah. look, let’s just learn, ok? midterms coming up, pull up your big citizen pants and go do the thing.

parentheticalaside:

lady-caryatid:

montygreen:

“not all men” you’re right, chidi anagonye, a former professor of ethics and moral philosophy, would never do this

#he would also never do anything (by @horusporus) al;skdjflkasdsj omggg

Everyone’s really just going to ignore that almond milk, huh?

cheltrei:

Food Antoni has “cooked” so far in the second season:

• Someone else’s macaroni salad recipe
  
• Roasted cauliflower with only olive oil and salt
• Tomato sauce made from canned tomatoes
• (He observed other people making) Fresh pasta

brainstatic:

I keep wondering how you reunite a 4-year-old who doesn’t speak English with a deported parent who doesn’t know where their kid is. The only answer I can think of is: you don’t.